#diamond droog

[naro2568-blog]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Your name is SPADES SLICK, and despite your RUFFIAN DEMEANOR, you are actually quite the advocate and practitioner of SELF CARE. It just so happens that your brand of self care heavily relies on picking FIGHTS WITH STRANGERS in DIMLY LIT DARK ALLEYWAYS

Your LOYAL LEFT HAND, DIAMOND DROOG, a fellow ruffian but with a significantly cooler head, politely disagrees. He says that he finds self care to consist of things of a more protracted nature, like taking a BUBBLE BATH, getting DOLLED UP for A NICE DAY OUT, or perhaps bundling up and taking A LONG NAP. You didn't take him to be into that kind of weenie shit, but to each their own. The long nap doesn't sound too bad though. You might give that a whirl after your next MAIMING APPOINTMENT

Meanwhile THE MUSCLE of your barbershop quartet of indescribable violence and bloodshed, HEARTS BOXCARS, pipes up. He suggests, and rightly so you think, that self care includes but is not limited to: the BURNING HEAT OF RAGE washing over your body, the crackling of bones under your POWERFUL FISTS, and the FEAR OF DEATH struck into YOUR ENEMIES EYES, assuming they have eyes. You must say, you find yourself hard-pressed to disagree with his sentiments

The most diminutive member of your group chimes in. You're not entirely sure why you keep CLUBS DEUCE on your payroll, but then you remembered that you don't. This is a CHARITABLE NON-PROFIT that nobly seeks to separate LIMBS AND ORGANS from POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS. He expresses the opinion that self care is more akin to TAKING YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE to a SECLUDED LOCATION and eating just the frosting.

You sometimes find yourself, SPADE SLICK, taken aback and appalled by just how unexpectedly DEVIOUS AND INHUMANE this CRETINOUS DERELICT can be. You gently remind him that if he EVER touches your birthday cake, you will make him eat his own hands without even some sauce to help them go down the hatch easier.

[meraki-sunset]

🌙Sketchdump of the mobsters🌙

Mostly Spades Slick

i used pose references for some of these👍

[burgeredagent]

literature crew

[lobster-lover]

someones man

[terezi-enjoyer]

these fuckers are surprisingly hard to draw. god damn.

also sorry to OP.

[askinsufferableprick]

♠️-Why wont you wear a hat?

♥️-why are you bothering their asks

♣️-why arent you?

♦️-can you guys shut the fuck up

@weirdly-drawn-midnight-crew

[the-bar-sinister]

[hsauwhere]

Homestuck Au where it's Stabdads but they're dressed up like this :D

[bellnallart]

are they technically the felt now?

[tetsuotools]

gritty noir fashion vs fruits magazine circa the 1990s . I think they should interact more

@413countdown

[diamandarinas]

After 10 years, I drew the Midnight Crew for a HS Collab ♠️♦️♥️♣️

[xagave]

A compilation of some doodles I put in etsy orders plus some sketchbook doodles :0 (Yes I know I forgot Rufioh's wings lol)

[meraki-sunset]

Droog then proceeded to go into the McDonald's drive-through, order a black coffee and drive away ♠️♣️♥️♦️

[nerdyperday]

Day 2769 The Midnight Crew

[kitkat-the-muffin]

In Homestuck, Caliborn claims that Derse’s prison system is so brutal that he was only able to survive due to his own masochism

This is why he tells Jane that her father is dead because he was captured by Dersites

We know Dad Egbert got away by burning Slick’s hat which gained him his favor, but Dad Crocker didn’t do that

The only reason Dad Crocker survived the Derse prison system

Is because Droog had a big crush on him

Which is hilarious

Edit: This post unexpectedly blew up so I’m back to tell everyone that the ship name is “daddroog” and I wanna see as much fanart for this as possible